Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018

learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

Clarinet Mafia

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.

Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.

by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020

clarinet fart

That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.

Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.

by e-rock April 3, 2015

Clarinet

One who plays the clarinet.

Wow, did you hear how good that clarinetist's solo was?!

by OfColor September 20, 2009

Clarinet

Literally the best instrument and God's gift to the marching band
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound

so much better than every other instrument

God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful

by wootwootwootwootwoot March 12, 2019

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009