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n. a small, cheap, economical means of transportation that, through an interesting twist of fate, has become incredibly popular with young people attempting to satisfy their youthful lust for speed. however, 9 times out of ten, the civic remains a small, cheap, economical means of transportation, except with approximately 30 thousand dollars worth of unusually shaped body pieces and enough performance equipment to keep up with actual sports cars (see camaro,trans am,mustang,m3,rx7,wrx, etc.
dood meh civic is soo small, cheap, and economical!!
civic by the vehicular aficionado February 27, 2004
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A car driven by idiots and assclowns that actually think there cool and fast...civics especially the new EP HB SI's are rediclious minature odyssey 2dr vans that only asshats drive..I think P.O.S sums it up perfect!!! Get a life and step up to a CAMARO SS....
Look at me in my cool ricer mini van civic HB SI ..Isnt it cool that these cars were a major FLOP and honda had to give them away !!!!!
civic by Frankoholic March 30, 2004
The GAYEST of all gay cars. I'd rather put a muffler tip on a bicycle.
Guy 1: OMFG! My parents just bought my a new Civic EX!
Guy 2: <pulls out gun and kills guy 1> Thats nice.
the most retarded car made by the most retarded comapny. vtec owns all is a complete moron since most white trash people do not drive dsms they drive shitty ass civis. The point of the matter is that they suck ass as do all production honda cars. true you can spend hella money on your civic but you can get MINIMAL power gains. with a dsm or any other car the same amount of monay can make that car way faster.
i spent 9,000 on a civic and did an engine swap and got exaust, intake and springs and ran a 14.4

Wow i spent 5,000 on a 92 eclipse gsx and put in a 16g, boost controller, exhaust, intake, fuel pump, injectors, and did a buch of free mods and im running 13.9
An art of engineering that when coupled to a JDM Integra type-r engine becomes a rocket capable of obliterating everything in site.
Look at that guy in his sports car thinking he is the daddy. V-tec engaged! see ya loser!!!!!!!!
civic by tech May 10, 2003
Just about the biggest piece of "shit" or "crap" ever built. Gets run circles around.
I watch the same civic get it's ass beat in a race everyday.
civic by civic=crap February 16, 2008
If your gonna buy an import buy a toyota. :) I eat Civis for breakfast.
My MR2 just rolled all up and down your riced out Civic with the ginormous wing. Should I go home and get my old ass Supra and run circles around you again?
civic by JustSmokedYourCivic January 6, 2004