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circular perry

You shit a chicken nugget in a condom and move it in a circular motion in your vagina
by Tyrese kesha September 25, 2017
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Circumstension

The extent of elongation regarding one’s foreskin.
(Present Tense)

Jack: That’s the longest foreskin I’ve ever seen.

Ed: I’ve got a circumstension

(Past tense)

His foreskin circumstended his entire bellend.
by edboiyeahboi May 2, 2019
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claculate

Person 1: "hey man can I borrow your advanced mathematical computator? I need to claculate a differential equation"
Person 2: "it's calculate dumbass"
by IIvanillariceII September 7, 2019
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Circularium

An oval or circular plaza or outdoor space.
The circularium in the center of the city bustled. An ornate fountain, teeming with water, gleamed at the center.
by Diecypher February 5, 2023
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captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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circular ass jading

Person 1: Why are u rubbing me like that?
Person 2: Don't you like it, i'm performing the act of circular ass jading
by WW&WB May 12, 2009
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Circularism

According Triangular scriptures, the willful bretrayal of Triangulist principles. Circularists often refer to the Circle as a liberator from the tyranny of the Triangle. However, it is a lie. For he only wishes to subdue the circularist by giving him false hope that he is a liberator. The Circle only wishes to make all his followers servants to him under oppressive rule.
(sur-kyoo-lur-isum)

The triangle doesn't condemn. It sends all who wish to be with the Circle to the Circular kingdom. However, once there, they will be slaves for the Circle for all eternity. And they will have jagged copper rods shoved up their sphincter for the circle's amusement.
by Mextazectaces-prophet July 8, 2005
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