When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
Get the Sean Connery Syndrome mug.When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.
Ex: Sean Connerized
Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover
Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover
by Darron B March 13, 2008
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When someone is attempting to wheel but can't. The idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn't get anywhere.
Guy 1: I asked Sarah out to coffee again, but she said she's still sick.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.
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Get the Conner mug.Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:
At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.
Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.
Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)
One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.
On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.
Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.
Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)
One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.
On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.
John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
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