crusty busty

Ejaculating on a girls chest, then allowing it to dry.

I just gave that girl a crusty busty.

by name00 March 27, 2015

crusty wipe

When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.

I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe

by Tedaa May 15, 2016

Crusty Crate

Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)

Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough

by The Big Ham January 14, 2020

Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.

Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.

by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023

musty custy

A dirty ass mother fucker bitch, that comes to a restaurant right before it closes.

Can you believe this musty custy just came in here?

by Bill Bundles March 29, 2015

crustyethan

A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe player who is good at dodging blue shells

Jim: Yo have you been practicing the crustyethan?
Cullen: Nah, I don’t got time
Jim: You should, it’s the best strat in the game.

by crustyethan April 29, 2022

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012