An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.
After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.
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2.Wanting to engage in a fight.(chunkem)
2.Wanting to engage in a fight.(chunkem)
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Get the chuckle head mug.1. An amalgam of unlikely leftover foodstuffs, of various consistencies, flavors, and temporal origins. The admixture is traditionally allowed to simmer for days on end as a temporizing measure to ward off the growth of viscera-eating bacteria. Of note, ingredients may be added to the chundle pot as volume-expanders, to adjust flavor, and/or impact cosmetic appearance at any point in the chundle lifespan. Chundles older than 14 days should be consumed with discretion and deference to broader public health considerations.
2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.
3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.
4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.
2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.
3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.
4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.
“How do ya like that chundle? We got some more downstairs in a bucket!”
"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"
"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"
"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”
"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"
"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"
"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”
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Get the chuckle nut mug.Argh, yee port of call be 35 leagues west as the crow flies, but a frigid tear o’ wind is a-blowing’ me chunkles around. If I’m to father a child someday, a change in the weather is in order.
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