cockward

The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.

One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.

by beepee March 21, 2013

Cockward

Derived from the word toward, cockward refers to the direction your cock points.

Josh was aroused, but then he saw ugly Sally and he was cockward the ground.

by closetinnapropriatelady October 2, 2013

ChubWard

A awkward chubby

When your hot bartender coworker steps up behind you and wipes her hands off on your bar rag... simultaneously dry humps you from behind in a attempt to make you laugh. You do, but also get a semi... you tell her to try to get a laugh in return but shit just gets awkward! You're left with a ChubWard and a creeped out coworker. Expect a friendly chat from the corporate human resources department in the morning!

by ShubaDuba January 16, 2015

cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015

cockward

When you're sitting in bed after sex and the room is really awkward cuz you don't know what to say.

*thinks to self* This is a little cockward.

by BloodPixelZ July 13, 2016

Cockward

The means of making situations awkward by use of the male genitals.

Bro, why are you always making shit cockward!? Put your dick away already jonny.

by tcf00 November 30, 2016

Cockward

You thought he or she is really nice but turns out to be a cock. He is not awkward and she or he that thinks so is just plain old weird iimbeciles and f****** CRAZY. Even he or she who friends with this person doesn't know his actually life.

I first thought Jacob was nice and awkward but it turned out it was just me. He was just cockward.

by Megan zanderson May 22, 2017