One of the worst actors of all
time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the
earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the
time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors,
Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less
mullet. Other than TV
Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits
may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all,
Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures
America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his
hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.
Bad
Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad
guy slowly pulls out
gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*
Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
