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born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.
they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.
by bigposerhead February 8, 2005
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Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.
Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening
by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008
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christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.
They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.
by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010
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christenn

The shortest loyal girl ever
Hey have u ever got a Christenn ?
by InTheBag March 14, 2017
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David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.
You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!
by Salansar October 19, 2008
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Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.
We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.
by Blobbo May 31, 2013
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Christen

Anoying little shit head that barges into your group when you dont want him to
Oh fuck a christen just came in
by Officer earl November 19, 2019
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