show choir

A group of sequined-clad young adults who prance around onstage with more energy than cheerleaders on speed in the effort to win a "trophy." They sing, too.
Carlos: Man I'm so tired, I'm out like a straight guy in show choir!
by zoe December 09, 2003
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Choir Queer

Someone who is homosexual and in choir and most people in choir arent homosexual so not everyone in choir is a queer.
Someone who thinks people in choir are choir queers obviously can't comprehend good music and is then the queer. Dumbass choir hating queer.
by EliteDemon December 03, 2004
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choir camp

not like band camp because choir kids have better morals than doing sexual stuff on the bus. Not a camp but a tour.
I had fun learning my music at the choir camp not using my lips and fingers to sexually arouse someone.
by EliteDemon December 03, 2004
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Choir Kid

Any selfish and elitist bastard who cannot see that there are other people who matter, and are constantly so absorbed in their own talent that they often sing everywhere they go, often inappropriately and with songs that no one wants to hear.
Hey, do you want to go hang out with the Choir Kids later?

Hell no, they are selfish and elitist bastards.
by Grandilotroll September 20, 2011
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show choir

singers and dancers that perform in random places, such as Branson, Missouri, and West Virginia. These show choir members are often called Show Queers because of the flamboyently bright, sequency costumes.
by Thurmmm June 08, 2004
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choir jail

Jail where singers who do bad things go where they only sing the songs "What Does the Fox Say" and "Let it Go" over and over again.
Is that bitch Chartrese still in choir? Naw man, she got sent to choir jail for singing a Glee cover.
by Gazpacho y Queso February 13, 2015
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preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004
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