chipmunk kiss 

after blowing a guy, the giver secretly pockets his cum in her cheek, after which she gives him a big sloppy kiss, forcing him to taste his own cum.

"Jim really ticked me off, so the next time I blew him, I follwed that with a chipmunk kiss."

chipmunk kiss by kpmac December 26, 2011

Chipmunk Cheeks 

Male camel toe. When the seam of the trousers rides up and digs into the scrotum, seperating the testicles so that one is on each side of the offending seam. Thus creating a visual display that is reminiscent of a chipmunk with its cheeks stuffed with food, but not in the slightest bit cute. When it happens suddenly, it is accompanied by an instant look of discomfort and the need to slope off and rearrange ones giblets.

"Guys, wait here, I'm just going round the corner to sort out these chipmunk cheeks"

"Can you SEE that bloke on the barstool?? Look at the chipmunk cheeks! How can he not feel that??"

Chipmunk Cheeks by MagickDio March 3, 2010

chipmunk surprise 

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

chipmunk surprise by candiru July 28, 2007

chipmunk buzz 

Caffeine.

Distinct from an alcoholic buzz.

I always get a bit of a chipmunk buzz after my first couple of Mountain Dews.

chipmunk buzz by betelguese05 July 22, 2010

chipmunk cheeks 

When a girl deep throats a mans penis all the way and gets his testicles stuck in her cheeks

She deep throated me and got chipmunk cheeks

chipmunk cheeks by Trevor January 18, 2004

[chipmunk] [porn] 

chipmunk porn is not little squirrle animals fucking but actually fast forwarding a porno to the good scenes and the moaning and voices speed up making them sound like alvin and the three chipmunks.

Bob is too horny and has no patience to watch the couple in his porn get through the foreplay and fastforwards it to the anal penetration scene where the females ass shoots a pink sock and while fastforwarding it Bob has discovered chipmunk porn

[chipmunk] [porn] by Travis hines September 24, 2008

Chipmunk Dick 

A Man who injects any muscle enhancement formula into his body thinking he will get huge, but in reality his nuts are shinking aswell as his already small johnson.

Hey Cregger you fucking Chipmunk Dick, Lay off the roids pal and dump your stupid fuck pig Girlfriend

Chipmunk Dick by Jihn Cregg September 13, 2006