child

a little demon that people can create and they think it is cute

that child stole my eyes

by childhater March 29, 2022

Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017

Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)

Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022

Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.

Dude, stop being such a child.

by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018

Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby

Look at that cute child

by 459395 March 17, 2022

Childs

1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now

Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."

by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008

The Child

A infant character of Yoda's currently unnamed species who is actually 50 years old whom is introduced in “The Mandalorian”. The Child also goes by Baby Yoda in the fandom despite the show taking place after Yoda's death.

Alex: My favorite Star Wars character is The Child
Brian: Don't you mean Baby Yoda?
Alex: It's not Yoda Brian. It's The Child.

by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 10, 2020