chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.

"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"

by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008

chewage

1. Food
2. Any type of food that isn't particularly a meal
3. Snack food

I'm going to go for some chewage. Want to come with?

by Brandi Jackinowicz May 30, 2008

Chenango Forks

An almost non-existant town in Upstate New York that has a great wrestling team and almost nothing else.

Did you hear what happened in Chenango Forks last night? Must have been wrestling, nothing else happens there.

by Policare's Favorite December 11, 2010

chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.

Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!

by Blazeracer June 21, 2008

chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.

Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.

by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007

Chewing the cud

Giving oral sex to a lady for an especially prolonged period of time, and it not resulting in her having an orgasm.

"Ahhh yeah mate I was with Amelia last night and was chewing the cud for hours, my jaw aches"

by Ex-Guru March 19, 2010

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 7, 2018