Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006

Cheemo

A dirty whore from the south with scuffed up knees and a twinkle in her eye.

Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be a cheemo just like you! What's a penis?

by Amber and Bill July 30, 2003

cheesios

is the best, originating from the best commercial in the world, made by me

DoDaDoDaDoDaDo...King Of Town.....HOOORAY!

by homsar September 4, 2003

cheesoid

Variant of cheesy. Specifically applied to garish commercial buildings constructed of cheap, engineered materials such as plywood, vinyl, plexiglass, fiberglass, or styrene. Also applies to a half-assed, homemade attempt at a slick, mass-produced, or corporate aesthetic.

"Make a left at the cheesoid nail salon."
"I found a whole stack of cheesoid promo CDs at Goodwill today."
"I keep getting these fake checks in the mail from cheesoid loan companies."

by bill heehan May 2, 2006

cheesemosa

A mimosa, but with queso in place of orange juice.

Betsy, always orders the Cheesemosa during brunch.

by AlbinoIguana January 18, 2017

Cheesemongrat

A yellow flavoured species of gnat which is found in the sothern most regions of the quebeckistanian rainforest. Usually used to insult ones mother

As in "Yo, ya mommas a cheesemongrat mofo!"

by Orange Gandhi May 6, 2004

Cheesbo

The action of cheesing all over somebody's bose. Also known as a boysenberry flap

"Wow Hot Rat Eccleston, that test was such a cheesbo"

by j riggs April 9, 2007