by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009
Get the Church Boner mug.A wacky bunch of inbreed fucktards from Kansas that need to be rounded up and sent to Iran just so we can get rid of them. Their claim to fame is protesting at the funerals of gays and others that don't match their line of religious thinking (read fire & brimstone Christianity).
Wanted to go so far as to protest at the funerals of the Amish girls killed by a madman gunmen, but backed off when Mike Gallagher offered them airtime.
In short, a bunch of dipshits that use their time on earth to make others feel miserable.
Wanted to go so far as to protest at the funerals of the Amish girls killed by a madman gunmen, but backed off when Mike Gallagher offered them airtime.
In short, a bunch of dipshits that use their time on earth to make others feel miserable.
"Look, the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting at another funeral. What do we do?"
"Let's go get a sewage pumper truck and spray them with shit!"
"Good idea."
"Let's go get a sewage pumper truck and spray them with shit!"
"Good idea."
by youradhere September 23, 2008
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A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.
Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.
Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!
Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!
by Where January 3, 2008
Get the lutheran church mug.This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.
by TheConcierge April 14, 2005
Get the sweating like a whore in church mug.church prime is a religion made by dreamwastaken and tommyinnit. at the church of primes you farm twitch subs.
it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).
in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.
it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).
in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.
by craftingtable October 25, 2020
Get the Church Prime mug.A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
by BBattleship August 24, 2009
Get the church slut mug.Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
by LittleGiant Longhorn October 11, 2007
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