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I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013
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Careening

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro
by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020
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extremely careless

Regular citizen definition: grossly negligent (i.e. criminal)

Hillary Clinton definition: presidential
Person 1: Dude, the FBI Director just said that Hillary Clinton was extremely careless in handling highly classified information. But I guess they're not recommending any charges be made.

Person 2: Extremely careless - doesn't that basically mean she was grossly negligent? I thought that gross negligence in transmitting classified information is prosecutable under the Espionage Act. Sounds like she should be considered a criminal.

Person 1: Nah bro, that just means she's considered presidential material.
by jamescomey July 8, 2016
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Duty of Care

Such a fickle thing.
"We are bound by a duty of care."

That an institution is allowed to have such an overpowering jurisdiction on the life events of an individual. An institution that will not follow up on the well being of general civilians, of children unencumbered by the proceedings of the system, or of those acting audaciously outside of their normal behaviours.
An institution claims to act on their "Duty of Care" only when it serves them to do so, only when it aids their motive.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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Thank care

a combination of thank you and take care in order to save time.
Have a great day and thank care.
by suck free sunday September 1, 2010
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Fair Care Bear

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.
Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.
by Whelan1221 January 4, 2019
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/care

To express no care in the slightest in what the person is saying and/or doing.
Danny: i put the hor in horse ....
Andy: /care
LEX: LOLFAG
by AndyManoooo March 24, 2008
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