Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!

My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer

by Centrol Boys June 29, 2011

Chaffey

A school which is found in a hole filled with wana be gangstas and people who pretty much are cooler then you.

Ewww its a chaffey kid.

by 69her August 29, 2009

caffers

Caffers is a term of biblical origin used to characterize certain sexual acts that have been attributed to citizens of ancient Cafferton. In the Middle Ages, the terms "Caffers" and "McCaffrey" were defined as homosexual practices. It may also include sexual acts except for coital sex between a male and female closely related by blood. Therefore the range includes everything from oral sex to masturbation to paraphilia. It is sometimes used to describe human-animal sexual intercourse (also known as bejamesty, fatboyphilia); this is the primary meaning of the cognate German language word Caffers. Caffers laws forbidding certain types of sex acts have been instituted in many cultures.

I can't poo properly anymore since I experienced Caffers.

by Aaron S. April 25, 2007

White Caffer

Derived from Soth Africa: white person who loves / likes black Africans or people of ethnic groups. A white disbelief as they say.
Often said by racist white South African males towards themselves.
Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.
It's very similar to Caffer Lover.

You fucking white caffer.

by Armando Michalski May 21, 2008

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 5, 2004

loomis chaffee

a prestigious institution in windsor CT, the "island" where the geniuses smoke a ton of ganj

class prez: "yo, weed tonight?"
validictorian: "sure"
faculty member: "count me in!"
loser in background: "Loomis Chaffee!"

by RAISINS May 26, 2007