choof

smoking marijuana, lighting and inhaling cannibis

I'm just getting my bong to have a choof

by Sirlaughalot666 April 15, 2005

Choofy

Skinny Australian Stoner

That dude's a total choofy

by PogoRoo November 14, 2020

CEO of Douchebag Inc.

What you say when someone whines about their job.

Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?

by Velenka October 21, 2010

Cuoofy

Pronounced "KYOO-fee." A portmanteau of cute and goofy.

That kid in science class is so cuoofy!

by Charli XXX November 13, 2014

choofter

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.

Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.

by linanesy September 7, 2016

CEO of Cheese

A person who is a government representative of cheese

i am the CEO of cheese

by yeehaw.arianaa October 9, 2019

Coofleb

To be finessed
The french would say cooflebé

She just got cooflebbed

by donkeykongandhisfriends November 6, 2019