Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

Mellophone mom

A mom who is a crazy mofo that eats breakfast for dinner everyday.

"Oh my god Janice don't be such a mellophone mom."
"Stop judging me Harry and give me back my pancakes."

by XxMelloGodxX June 26, 2016

Cellphony

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher

i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!

by brett calvin September 28, 2006

Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.

Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll

by cupgrease January 28, 2009

cellphonic

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010

Cellophane

invisible evil substance that surrounds ceartain areas and desperate travelers, stopping all cell phone signals

darn, I never get a signal here, its allways totally covered by cellophane

by Muffasa Mini August 3, 2005

Cellphone Pimp

Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.

Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000

by DEVGRU May 31, 2006