iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017

cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill. The interaction has an implied sexual nature.

Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?

by CelloandChill December 16, 2019

Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items

You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024

cello

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.

You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024

cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill, the interaction has an implied sexual nature.

Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?

by CelloandChill December 16, 2019