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Cello

The instrument I play instead of Trumpet because mum made me put it as my first preference. I later learned all the really cool kids play cello unlike those wino violinists. Also the name for someone who plays cello is better tat for someone who plays trumpet, we cello players are CELISTS! imagine being called a trumpeter.
WOW! The Cello players in the back are so cool!
by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022
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Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.
Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?
by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022
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Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.
"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs
by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008
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celloing

becoming a zombie and taking over the world through a two step plan
Sorry man, I can’t hang out today. Too busy celloing.
by twostepplan May 22, 2018
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Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!
Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"
by Cellogal July 5, 2017
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cello and chill

Cello and Chill is in reference to Netflix and Chill. When a cello player asks someone to Cello and Chill, the interaction has an implied sexual nature.
Travis: Hey, Hannah, do you want to Cello and Chill later?
Hannah: How about we start Cello and Chill right now?
by CelloandChill December 16, 2019
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Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on Twitch
by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018
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