ass carnival

A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".

The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.

by JonTuna December 30, 2007

Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Closet Carnivore

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.

Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore

by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011

citrus carnival

The act of fucking a grape fruit then allowing your girlfriend to eat it while you pleasure yourself.

My girlfriend and I have tickets to the citrus carnival.

Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?

Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)

by backwardsdog December 30, 2013

Cooperstown Carnival

Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.

I charged $5 for three rings during the Cooperstown Carnival my girlfriend and I threw last night.

by HuskerHammer January 20, 2022

carning

the act of giving your poker chips away via playing poor hands and using bad judgement. This usually happens after you score a big pot and are in decent chip position during a tournament.

Greg Den Haese is carning his chips again.

by Kewlb July 28, 2004

carnism

The psychology that animals were put on this earth for the sole purpose of feeding and entertaining humans, and that they have no inherate value if they cannot be used by humans.

Most of the people in society who still eat meat have a mentality of carnism.

by kitty-kat January 3, 2007