A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.
Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.
by irish cow17 November 09, 2014
The bitchiest teacher who seems to be continually on her period. She may be a sexual predator so watch out.
by jubi13315 June 07, 2010
by Lover of a Carla January 11, 2018
by anonymous los May 17, 2013
The worlds greatest couple. They’ve been through hell and back, yet at the end of the day they still got each other. They are each other’s world and nothing will change that. They are meant for each other. Austin treats her like a queen and she treats him like a king. If you ever get a Carla and Austin in life, don’t lose it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Everyone will try to break you up but your love is no match for hoes, bitches and niggas in this world
by Iloveyouaustin November 17, 2017
Carla Muralles is mine.
by Lailani💗💗 March 04, 2017
an absolutely beautiful amazing person. Tall and thin, with silver haired dyted black, and recently aded blue and purple. Has cute toes and a gorgeous smile. Big golden eyes and full curved lips. A wonderful personality, very smart. Favourite candy is York Peppermint patties and favourite colour is pruple. Loves the bands H.I.M and Black Veil Brides. Absolutely gorgeous, is the person i love more than anything and everything. I love her so much
Carla Montoya is absolutely beautiful
by Annabelle loves her... April 12, 2011