carface

Someone who has the face of a car, or has a car embedded in their face.

Man with car protruding from his face appears.
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface

by schnigglypoo January 15, 2006

Carft

It's when you cough and fart at the same time.

Dude, you just carft!

by Jessye January 14, 2005

Carfishing

When you use a picture of someone elses super cool car and claim it as your own.

"Hey, look at that dude carfishing on IG when we know its not his car"

by Samreen182 August 24, 2016

Carfap

The word used for "Crap" in a clean, Mr. Febreze, world.

"Crap..."
"Hey! Were in Mr. Febreze town!"
"Carfap..."

by Danief.... again April 3, 2009

Carfted

The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously.

My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and propped his feet on my desk. As he began an uncontrollable coughing fit he "carfted" in his chair.

by diva75 May 27, 2009

carfood

A small animal that is killed and "eaten" by a car, esp. when it gets stuck in the radiator grill

Joe: Look at that little Chihuahua, it's always standing in the middle of the street.

Sam: I'm surprised it's not carfood already.

by Zombi_Leroy October 21, 2009

The Carfa

Noun: One who gets coworkers names wrong over and over and over again. Also, a coworker who sends random yet flattering emails to coworkers through other's email accounts.

I saw The Carfa again in the breakroom. He still calls me Jennifer.

by Jsunderulo November 27, 2011