Someone who can't lift 15 pound boxes, and likes to think he saves money with the mcpick 2 at mcdonalds.
by Dibble dabble September 27, 2017
Cam is a pussy ass bitch, has a small penis. Loves dogs but hates cats and wants to punt them through a window. cam plays video games and jerks off 24/7. tends to never get girls because he is such a pussy
by Ihatecam69 January 2, 2020
A clueless and anul boy. Devotes to a relationship too early and scares off any chance of a girl. Needs to get a life. Turns out he's the actual source of his own problems. Happy in the "special" way. Sweet but very creepy sometimes. Over thinks
Girl: Hey! I got an email from Cam!
Cam: HEY!! Where are my besties?
Girl: UUhhh..he said besties -.-
Cam: HEY!! Where are my besties?
Girl: UUhhh..he said besties -.-
by nerdy27 April 23, 2010
To overtake someone while driving when your engine is at the amount of revs that offer peak acceleration so that the slower vehicle is dispatched in the minimum amount of time (when the engine in on the "cam"). This is best demonstrated in a car with a manual gearbox by dropping a gear or two in order to raise the engine revs.
"I'm sick of being stuck behind this guy. After the next bend I'm going to do a bit of camming on him."
by mr2mike June 30, 2009
Verb.
To have have a Cam is to sexually become involved in a gothic threesome; preferably near lakes and logs, or on top of the chair of doom. It has been said that if you look between your legs you see Maura.
To have have a Cam is to sexually become involved in a gothic threesome; preferably near lakes and logs, or on top of the chair of doom. It has been said that if you look between your legs you see Maura.
Kevin: Ahhhhh!
Maura: Ohhhhh!
Cameron: Kev, stop trying to rape Maura!
Kevin: Yeah fuck raping her! Let's have a Cam!
Maura: = *strips*
Cameron: = *whips out 2 inch cock*
Kev: Ahahaha look at Cam!
Cameron: -.-
*All engage in threesome*
*Beep sound*
Ant: Shit! It's the pigs!
Pigs: STOP!
*Psycho poodle jumps out and eats everyone while old fat guy sits back and watches in awe*
Maura: Ohhhhh!
Cameron: Kev, stop trying to rape Maura!
Kevin: Yeah fuck raping her! Let's have a Cam!
Maura: = *strips*
Cameron: = *whips out 2 inch cock*
Kev: Ahahaha look at Cam!
Cameron: -.-
*All engage in threesome*
*Beep sound*
Ant: Shit! It's the pigs!
Pigs: STOP!
*Psycho poodle jumps out and eats everyone while old fat guy sits back and watches in awe*
by Rf3mZ September 3, 2007
someone who is a total pervert that preys on little girls that live in completely other states, will date anything with a vagina, including and especially your ex fat and ugly, and is hated by everyone.
guy 1: dude, you know that guy john? he went after this super ugly chick that lives in like arizona or something!!
guy 2: dude, hes such a cam.
guy 2: dude, hes such a cam.
by chicbearsfn March 4, 2009
by Jack Bozdog December 9, 2006