Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009

Calm Your Hype

Calm your hype is another way of saying the commonly used "Jam your hype" When somebody is going on sick you can say calm your hype as a gangster way of sayin chill out

"YOO BLUDD U WANNA GO FUK DAH GUY OVER THERE UP PUSSYOLE SHANK HIM RYT NOW YEH"

"OII CALM YOUR HYPE MAN!"

by S H A F S K I January 28, 2009

calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009

calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

Ayy Caamon

First coined by the up and coming artist ‘Slim K,’ the term “ayy caamon” can be used in multiple ways; as a greeting to good friends, as a reaction to a joke or news, or as a gang reference. The latter definition is notoriously used by the great CJ Rawlins.

When anyone sees Watkin Samuel they exclaim, “Ayy Caamon” in delight

Or
When the conversation has died but Kit is around, “Ayy caamon boys”

by Kane Zaleeque May 27, 2021

Calm Up

Said to a person who isn't as excited/energetic as they should be.

Usually used in retaliation when being told to calm down. You're not going to calm down, they're going to calm the fuck up.

Person 1: HELL YEAH THE NEW CALL OF DUTY CAME OUT TODAY!

Person 2: Dude, calm down.

Person 1: SHIT MAN YOU NEED TO CALM UP!

by Salty Bawlz November 8, 2011

Calfo

To be ridiculously professional and professionally ridiculous, simultaneously.

Did you see that kid sink 10 cups in a row, with his eyes closed?
Yeah, he was a regular Calfo!

by Nick Fiddler September 16, 2010