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I call bullshit

The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.
Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."

Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."
by Fuckin' Bullshit April 7, 2011
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COD: Call of Doody

The sudden urge to take a shit right in the middle of a game of Call of Duty. It usually hits the gamer with around seven minutes remaining in the game. Any true gamer will fight through the pain and play the rest of the game, nearly shitting his pants.
V.J. had a 7 kill streak with around seven minutes left in the game. However, the Veja found an alternative. His buddy, Channon gave him the focker to plug his brown eye up. Thus, taking care of "the COD: Call of Doody."
by GetUpOffOfThatThang January 17, 2011
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Caleo

Caleo is a ship for "Calypso" and "Leo Valdez" in the popular book series "Heros of Olympus" by Rick Riordan. Calypso, stranded on an island for all of eternity, meets Leo Valdez and she instantly dislikes him, but over time, she falls for him, they kiss, Leo leaves, but not before he swares on the River Styx that he'll come back for her. And fangirls everywhere believe that they'll end up together, but with the lines of the prophecy ringing in Leo's ears, "An oath to keep with a final breath," We're not so sure Leo's going to live to keep his promise to Calypso, or he'll die trying.
Calypso Leo Valdez Rick Riordan Greek Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Caleo
by Kelly 8 Wowza Nic January 16, 2014
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call shotgun

If you call shotgun, you get the privilege to sit in the passenger seat in front, next to the driver.
(Group of people)
Steve: I can give you guys a lift if you want.
Bob: I call shotgun!
Andy: Darn Bob, you already sat in front last time!
by JayEffEff January 28, 2011
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Caution Call

The act of calling your girlfriend (or anyone for that matter) and hanging up right away simply so it says "Missed Call from 'your name'".

Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.
Dude A: "Crap I told that girl I would call her!"
Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!"
Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"
by adri0801 August 5, 2009
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Let's call it a day

A: "How much more work do we have for tonight?"
B: "I think we finished everything for the day."
A: "Good. Let's call it a day then."
by BlackPohatu December 16, 2016
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Snooty Call

he called me in the middle of the night and was like lets watch a six hour hungarian documentary & bang. such a snooty call!
by Dsnappzzzzzz September 7, 2013
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