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Cache Valley Mormon

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022
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Cache

Coolest little kid in the whole world! Best brother ever! An absolutely epic guy.
“Hey CACHE MONEYYYY” “hey sis” “you are the best brother everrrr”
by Crescentmoon56 December 14, 2021
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Clean Your Fucking Cache

The thing you say when someone is trying to play a browser game and he can't play it because "the servers are down".
Push CTRL + SHIFT + DEL
Person 1:Bro i can't play this browser game
Person 2:Clean Your Fucking Cache CTRL+SHIFT+DEL
by napstaa967 December 9, 2019
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Cache

A dirty blond, caucasian, Jeffrey Dahmer looking rooster, coming to devour you're girlfriend, so that you donate money to endangered cache's around the world so that our temporary files are stored safely, so that he will be able to take bella's cock without feeling the pain of his uterus rupturing and causing him to squirt orange juice with the pulp.
Beware of the cache!
by big daddy tate November 22, 2022
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CACh-REC

The two components making up perfect complements (when referred to together). For example, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich may be called a CACh-REC sandwich. The individual elements that are perfect complements to each other can also be referred to separately as “CACh” and “REC”, as in Juliette is Romeo’s CACh while Romeo is Juliette’s REC.

A ‘one in a million’ type of love. If you are lucky enough to find yourself in a CACh-REC relationship, you have won the lottery of love. You and your partner will be perfect complements to each other: Sexually, mentally, emotionally and spiritually.

The origin of the word is the rarest of love affairs that blossomed between a man and a woman who are truly perfect complements to each other. Her initials are CACh, while his are REC.
I am so happy to have found George. Our love is almost CACh-REC!
by CupidsProphet December 16, 2013
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Cache

Slang term for where alcohol is stored.
"My glass is empty, do you mind going to the cache to grab some more?"
by Scott_e January 24, 2023
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Cache

Used to when describing something that is hot or cute (depending on the connotation).
Wow she is so cache!
That was very cache dude.
by —anonymous— July 25, 2021
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