buttersmooch

buttersmooch - A person, esp. at work, wants to pick on people, but wants to kiss bosses' butts, and it becomes painfully obvious to everyone.

That Daria turned out to be a real buttersmooch.

by Starla Castle May 1, 2017

Butterstache

When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.

For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.

I gave Wanda a butterstache last night behind the beer tent at the Buffett concert.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Butterscotching

The act of creepily talking to woman, children, and dogs an adult male should not be talking to and offer candy to. Can also be used for someone who is aggressively and forcefully over friendly to the point of discomfort.

There goes Dude butterscotching!

by Candy cop August 5, 2018

buttersex

When butter is used as an aid in the sexual intercourse process and/or foreplay

Buttersex is when butter is being used as a lubricant, sensual oil or can be placed between the partner's chest to reduce friction

by 5tarfish June 13, 2006

Exotic Butters

A type of butter that a burnt spaghetti named Ennard loves.
It is originally introduced in FNaF SL (Five Nights at Freddy's Sister Location) by Scott Cawthon (I think I spelled his name right) on night 5.
Yes this is a noun.

Ennard: I love exotic butters!
Elizabeth: I don't think they tast good Ennard.
Ennard: How dare you insult my exotic butters!

by Aquabutter-Chan November 16, 2020

Butterscotch pregnancy

When a dude fucks a chick in the ass and his gizz mixes with hier shit and leaks into her pussy hole, and she becomes pregnant.

Eric's mom got fucked in the ass and his dad's butterscotch fell in her pussy hole, and he was born by a butterscotch pregnancy

by FilZniK March 19, 2022

Buttersket

Someone who has a really nice body but is really ugly

That girl was a buttersket mush you get me.

by Wazzer13 January 13, 2017