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Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020
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Ball-Banging

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011
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dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
by _kris10 May 2, 2015
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clip banging

to watch many Youtube videos in short succession
Youtube binge watching lots of Youtube
I spent all night clip banging last night, must have been at it for like 3 hours
by bigwillysmallcity March 12, 2019
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Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.
Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night
by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019
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Burgin

The extreme desire for a hamburger. Can be experienced while not physically hungry.
Person 1: I'm not really that hungry but man, I am Burgin like a mothafucka. Let's stop at McDonalds

GE: Nigga please. I been burin' since tha day I was born
by Bird boy December 31, 2008
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Bangin' the hood

1. Aggressively representing your hood with pride when you're in a location outside your community.
He was bangin' the hood so strong at a party in East Oakland that he nearly started a riot!

Synonyms: goin' hard in the paint, reppin' the turf.
by Cool Grammy June 7, 2016
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