The expanding belly of a pregnant woman. Some women think it looks like the side of a bus, we do collectively need to watch that population curve, and some psychotic bible-jerkers who call themselves pro-life give the whole thing a tang of sulphur for everyone else, but despite it all, that bump remains one of the most drop-dead gorgeous sexy things in the world.
No, I'm not a creep. Can I PLLLEEEEEASE kiss your bump?
by Fearman November 26, 2007
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fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...

-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)

bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!

Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch

working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...

u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!

you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
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A game where 2 men bump dicks until one receives an erection. The man who receives the erection is considered the loser and has to perform oral sex on the other man who is the winner. BIG HOMO
The two brothers played bump and one blew the other.
by tromo9 July 21, 2010
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BUMP:

Blowing
Up
My
Phone

To "BUMP" someone is to be completely annoying with constantly sending (calls, text messages, pictures, notifications etc.) to someone's cell phone. Most of the time it's useless things that are not important and can just be told to that person..in person. Sometimes when you BUMP someone you can actually lock up their phone and then they have to restart it, causing them to be extremely pissed. Best advice - if someone reads your message and doesn't respond, they either have no response or its for a reason. Don't BUMP people, or else you you'll be dubbed as desperate.
John - Dude, this chick keeps bumpin' my phone, its so annoying.

Alex - She probably wants to get with you man haha
by JacktheAttack22 August 13, 2010
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The act of lifting a womans hair, ejaculating on her head in the spot revealed by lifting her hair, and releasing her hair back over the semen.
"But baby, it's The Bump It. You said you wanted more volume in your (hair)do."
by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010
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In pro wrestling, to fall. The most important thing a wrestler needs to know is how to bump properly.
Holy shit! Did you see the bump Mick Foley just took off the top of the cage!
by hitman3:16 February 17, 2007
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Another way to describe an STD.
Dude dont go messin with that girl I heard she's got the bumps!
by Travis May 26, 2004
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