A blowjob.
by Youredoingitwrong November 14, 2013

by KFtrumpbumper February 20, 2013

by will lekar February 10, 2007

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
by working... March 23, 2016

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into
by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014
