purple bulldog

Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.

Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.

by Ubersexual April 21, 2006

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breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

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a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.

There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!

by vedaslade March 24, 2010

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Boston Bulldog

When you fuck a woman, and then take turns with your dog.

Brad:"Yo, Selena."

Selena:"Hey! Are you ready?"

Brad:"Hold on!"

*Brad runs out to his car and brings his American Mastiff inside the house.*

Selena:"Um, what are you doing?"

Brad:"I'm gonna Boston Bulldog yo ass."

by Chester Moe Lester March 1, 2014

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