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Ralph's Buick

To vomit. See also: "Driving Ralph's Buick".
Man, that shellfish must've been off, because everyone who ate it has been driving Ralph's Buick for three days.
Ralph's Buick by urotsukidoji March 24, 2011

Parking a buick 

Wow, I was just parking a buick in your bathroom and you didn't flush earler so we are setting up a dealership
Parking a buick by Jed p December 15, 2005

Rearended by a Buick 

Verb. When a well endowed man has sex with a girl from behind and he is so big he hurts her.
Holy shit it felt like i was Rearended by a Buick

The Buick is out of the garage 

An expression to discreetly let another male know that his zipper or fly is open on his pants.
John, "the Buick is out of the garage" man.

park your buick 

to vomit in the street
If you drink too much cheap wine you will park your buick later.
park your buick by keith hubbell November 14, 2005

puce buick 

A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".
Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!
puce buick by jonnyT. June 28, 2006