btmf

balls to my face.

i missed the bus! btmf!

bobbys car got a flat.. btmf!

look at all my homework btmf!

by oppyH December 4, 2010

BTMCs

BTMCs are beard-to-mustache connectors. BTMCs are the patches of hair on a man's face that connect the beard to the mustache, and are often quite difficult to grow.

That dude's beard isn't full yet; he's got a chin strap and a mustache but he looks pretty weird without the BTMCs!

by beardokern May 21, 2011

btmm

Back to My Mac is a feature of Mac OS X 10.5 (Leopard) and Apple's .Mac service that allows the user to access and control another Mac running Leopard over the Internet from within the Finder.

Oh no, I forgot my incredibly important document on my Mac running OS X 10.5 Leopard at home! Good thing I have another Mac running OS X 10.5 Leopard at the office that lets me use the Back to My Mac (BTMM) feature of Apple's .Mac service to access and control all my Macs running OS X 10.5 Leopard right over the Internet!

by bcmartinez January 11, 2009

BTMHH

Bitter Twisted Men Hating Harpy

A women who has had bad experiences of men can in some cases be deemed a BTMHH.

by Brain Ninja March 4, 2008

BTML

Better than Michael Landon. The culture of celebrity is such that many people considered Michael Landon a humanitarian. In reality, he was a quasi-celebrity that was a good person. Why look up to celebrities as the benchmarks for positive role models when there are millions of others more deserving.

Mother Teresa was so BTML.........better than Michael Landon.

by Joe D1971 December 24, 2008

btmnl

Breathing through my nose lightly

Man1: my mum just died
Man2: BTMNL lol

by Nosey king January 16, 2017

Btms

A school filled with thots and snakes. The guys here finess you.

Btms is an ass school

by TikTok Master March 11, 2019