baby from brussels

an abnormally large baby, a minature man from brussels.

The Cooker: "damn pizzamaker's kid is huge..."
Pete Dick: "yeah, he is the baby from brussels."
The Cooker: "humm, your right."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
TP: "what are you guys talking about?"

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

bruised fruit

A homosexual male with emotional issues.

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!

by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006

brussel sprouts

a person who annoys everyone and has no friends. It is normally a girl and they dont know what people think of them. They think everyone is there friend, but everyone but like one person hates them.

Ewww. That girl is such a brussel sprouts.

by bethany ann jones March 28, 2011

BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006

a boy brushed red living in black and white

the greatest song by underoath

a boy brushed red living in black and white is the best underoath song

by djslover January 9, 2008

brussel sprout

Used to refer to unclean testicles.

That guy has some nasty brussel sprouts.

by BLN123 March 16, 2010

Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010