Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".
"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.
by Thugnasty7 May 1, 2015
Get the Sneak-in at Burneys mug.A substance that cures everything such as rashes, the HIV virus, blindness, deafness, a stuffy nose, cold sore, V.D., constipation, etc. To acquire this substance you must look for the animal known as Bruno. They are very smelly. BE CAREFUL.
by MEGA-slut February 1, 2009
Get the Brunejuice mug.Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.
“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
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“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
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by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022
Get the Jasper Brunette mug.A brunette is a girl with brown hair. That is all that a brunette is, they are not necessarily smarter or prettier than blondes or redheads neither are they necessarily less clever or pretty than girls with different coloured hair. It's just genes or coincidence and learning is what makes you smarter. No Duh!
Bob: I'm going out with a blonde
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?
by leela June 5, 2007
Get the brunette mug.The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.
Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.
by Bob Az July 28, 2011
Get the brunette's revenge mug.A person with a dark shade of hair color. Contrary to what some dumb people say being brunette does not make you dull; it's quite the opposite as blonde genereally gets to be bland and there is a plethora of gorgeous dark haired women (and men) in this world. Also, some blondes say that brunettes are close minded but that just reveals that individual's closemindedness for labeling a person because of their hair color not to mention it shows their stupidity; it also shows their hypocracy because they say brunettes are jealous yet they seem pretty jealous of brunettes themselves judging from how defensive they also get.
person 1:Those neo-nazis seem like they want to rid this world of brunettes, don't they suck?
person 2: Yeah, what idiots... not to mention that some people are ignorant enough to think all guys actually prefer blondes. It depends on the guy but it's a well known fact many guys actually do prefer brunettes.It's funny how hard it's for some people to accept. To me that shows some kind of resentment or envy from their part. I know so many guys who think the most beautiful girls are brunettes.I mean in a particular case if we're going to be superficial what idiot would choose an ugly or average blonde over a beautiful brunette just because the girl is blonde? And what dumbass can't comprehend that a girl can have dark colored hair and still be amazingly gorgeous? OMG people are so stupid!
person 2: Yeah, what idiots... not to mention that some people are ignorant enough to think all guys actually prefer blondes. It depends on the guy but it's a well known fact many guys actually do prefer brunettes.It's funny how hard it's for some people to accept. To me that shows some kind of resentment or envy from their part. I know so many guys who think the most beautiful girls are brunettes.I mean in a particular case if we're going to be superficial what idiot would choose an ugly or average blonde over a beautiful brunette just because the girl is blonde? And what dumbass can't comprehend that a girl can have dark colored hair and still be amazingly gorgeous? OMG people are so stupid!
by aridoll October 3, 2006
Get the brunette mug.a dance that caucasin males do when highly intoxicated. often includes some sort of grinding motion and an uncontrollable loss of control of the upper limbs. usually results in dancing by one's self on top of a box/elevated dance floor. a great move for clubs that play 80s favorties like Bon Jovi, Foreigner, and REO Speedwagon.
By pulling out "the brune" at a club, usually results in the sad, but common, night alone.
By pulling out "the brune" at a club, usually results in the sad, but common, night alone.
Check out all those chicks moving away from the guy doing The Brune. that guy doing the Brune! He's soooo not getting laid.
by datida 4 life b!tches April 25, 2006
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