Definitions by metroboomhauer

Jasper Brunette 

Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.

“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones

Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?

Jasper Brunette by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022