Brotein

A consumable protein shake your bros make you that cums from their balls

Andy: "Joseph just gave me a huge brotein shake in the shower, it was dripping off my chin."
Sean: "Damn, that mean you're ready for our workout, bro?"

by younghawks81 April 6, 2019

Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.

Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.

by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009

brocess

To process in a bro-like manner.

Dude I had to brocess my girlfriend's 'serious talk' by drinking 10 Jager Bombs.

by EnglishCriminal January 17, 2014

Brotel Rwanda

1. Similar to "Brozac" or "Brotoss Zealot." When just calling someone "Bro" isn't douche-y enough.

1. "Yo Brotel Rwanda what's up?"

by DictatorshipOfTheBroletariat June 18, 2009

Brofest

broh-fest
-noun

1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.

2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.

We should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to Brofest this year.

by edoglost April 18, 2011

brote

a friend and/or associate ( see other: "cuz")

hey brote whats good?

by C.Jack March 29, 2008

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009