brotalitarian

When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.

"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.

by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008

brotect

the act of protecting your bro

"oh you gotsta brotect your bros when them shits be gettin all up in your grill. street rules. no mercy."

by daniel danger October 29, 2008

Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.

The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.

by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009

Brothel Sprout

Noun: Children that are born in whore houses.

Ryan went out of town on a "business trip" for the weekend, 9 months later he came back with a Brothel Sprout.

by phrezur_burn December 14, 2011

Botellon

Botellón is a custom that takes place in Europe (mainly spain) which involves the gathering of a large number of young people mostly between the ages of 16 and 24. They gather outdoors to drink beverages previously acquired in shops (usually supermarkets), to listen to music and talk. This is often done because of the high prices in bars and being underage for bars and clubs.

'Hey Man, you coming out later for our el botellon'


'Were all meeting in a bit for a el botellon'

by The_OC March 4, 2009

Brothelwagon

A wagon that transports 2 or more nerds is a roflwagon. A brothelwagon is normally though of as a wagon that transports 2 or more nerds to a whore house, however this is far from the truth.
It is infact a type of plankton, found only in the South China Sea.

Person 1: We must get to the brothel. Quick! To the brothelwagon!
Person 2: Why do we need plankton?

by Araporn, King of Gondwhore March 25, 2009

Britelite

Seeing that big yellow ball in the sky after a massive night on the piss that always seems to remind you that people look a lot hotter on the inside of a nightclub..

Sorry but you looked really hot in the dark. but under the Britelite.... sorry but your just plain hideous..

by pigeoncatcher October 14, 2011