broke

To be so horribly ugly that people can't stand to look at you.

DAMN!! That girl is broke! She is so broke it looks like she got hit with a baseball bat!!

by Crysta December 6, 2004

broke

tricked. played a joke on.

"You're fat"
"what?"
"LOLZBROKE"

by npor December 28, 2005

Broke

Ugly.

That Biatch was BROKE!

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

Broke

Past tense of break.

Dat punk nigga done broke his dick!

by YoMama May 5, 2003

broke

dat feeling you get when you gots no bones

Dat mo fo Josh is always broke

by hot diggity October 4, 2002

Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.

I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.

by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

Broke the chair

an ill-fated accident; when bad things happen to good people.

Ugh, I just broke the chair. A bird crapped all over my hair.

by melodyq February 2, 2009