boobertized

beinging hyptonized by boobs.

When she tried to talk to me i couldn't answer because I was boobertized

by utman101 February 28, 2010

Brovertime

Escaping the estrogen festival to spend time watching sports with your boys, preferably in a bar or other mancave. Cure to emasculation. Mantime.

You're going to bed bath and beyond again? Dude, your girlfriend is making you into a little bitch. You better get over here for some brovertime and watch the vikings stomp the packers again.

by RussellT January 4, 2013

brovert

Bros who also have healthy perverted streak.

That vodka commercial where the wife is a dominatrix when the hubby's away must be shown to my fellow broverts!

by Mighty Rontor November 7, 2013

Bobert

A Bobert is a person who will do anything to impress that single person in the friend group, no matter what.

Hey, he's pretty nice to just Kathleen
Yeah, he's a total Bobert

by Hulk hogans foster child with October 28, 2019

Bobert_Meow

An absolute babbling moron who believes that the best way to make jokes is to constantly say "kys" and the n word repeatedly.

That dude is such a Bobert_Meow.

by smartphOWNEDyomama! September 10, 2020

Bobert

Dad jokes for dayzzzzzz... big heart... gives rad massages... wears socks to bed and likes the rusty trombone.

Get Bobert new socks for Christmas.

by Ole Wheeza January 13, 2022

Bobertism

The religion Where you believe Robert Bobert Flobert The fish lord is your god. It’s the only true religion

1: I’m a Christian

2: Bobertism is a better religion

by Not very Anonymous123 September 12, 2022