Jo Bro Hoe 

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.

Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!

Jo Bro Hoe by MrDavid March 7, 2008

bro homo 

an occasion in which two bros are intentionally acting in a homosexual manner; similar to pro homo, but for bros

Dude, I love the way your lax penny matches your mocs and your salmon colored shorts today, bro homo.

Brad and Chad were wrestling with their shirts off on the frat's front lawn, bro homo.

bro homo by M-B- November 14, 2010

bro hoe 

Bro Ho
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.

+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration.

- and they DGAF!

you shouldn't need an example of a bro hoe, they're easy to spot.

bro hoe by Curtass March 11, 2007

Bro House 

A house where bro's congregate, usually throwing fat ass parties on the weekends. Many bro-hoes are often screwed in one designated room, four-ways and or three-somes are also commonly seen in these rooms. During the day, Bro's commonly "Bro-Out", playing Wii sports and usually smoking marajuana. A bro-house is hardly ever clean, and furniture can smell like sweat and vaginas. Spitters are usually found around a Bro House full of chewing tobacco spit. 2 or more bros can be found at a Bro House at all times, and the front door is hardly ever locked. Bro houses are almost certain to be busted at least one time during their partying escapades, and are found usually in middle-class neighborhoods often owned by a Bro's parent.

Regular human being. bro where were u lastnight?

Bro. there was a fat party at the bro house man..those bro's really know how to party

Bro House by Bro-fraiz,TimShady, Colt-daddy September 3, 2010

bro hoe 

a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called "bros". normally the guys smoke pot and hookah and love to drink, dirt bike, fight, race and PARTY. bro hoes love all the same things as bros... but they also wear a lot of thick eye liner, and tons of makeup... usually their hair is overprocessed, blonde on the top and black on the bottom... they wear name brands such as SKIN, SOCAL, TAPOUT, NO FEAR & SRH... they date guys with lifted trucks with nice rims, lost of naked girl stickers on them and who their mothers hate... their favorite shapes are SPADES & STARS... they love pushup bras & low cut shirts... usually they have gotten with most of the guys in their crew... they acts like bad asses but are usually harmless, unless they all get together and attack you... they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies... some are sluts, others are sweet... just depends what crew you roll with...use words like "crew", "roll", "chill", "swoop"...etc... they live in the 951//909 and they DGAF!

i am a 951 bro hoe and i'm fuckin proud of it!

bro hoe by socallove26 December 7, 2006

bro hoe 

<i>East Coast Version</i>
A chick that wants to be one of the guys, but usually gets used for sex. She DGAF (Doesnt give a fuck) about anything. Just looking for "fun" with her loser guy friends. Loves to drink and/or smoke weed. She likes going mudding or off roading in quads or monster trucks.

<i>characteristics:</i>
<li>Overcompensates with ornate nails, hair color, eyeliner for her tomboyish ways
<li>The pretty girl stuffed in a bulky sweatshirt or baseball hat thats been through hell.
<li>Tight Jeans that are 2 sizes too small that gives her a muffin top
<li>Thinks Uggs go with everything.
<li>Says things like "I hate girls"

That bro hoe doesnt have a problem being the only girl drunk at a party with 5 guys.
Check out the flirty bro hoe working at a hardware store and making her rounds.
You know that drunk bro hoe was sore in the morning after going to the strip club and then to the motel with guys from work.

bro hoe by Egotisticalprik November 18, 2010

Ur bro homo 

Ur bro homo is worse than any comeback you can only use if your bouta got roasted to the next dimension the person that gets hits by this you get sent to hell

Bob- ur mom gay

Bill-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur sister a mister
Bob- your pappy trappy

Bill-ur bro homo

Bob gets sent to hell every dimension,planet and the universe collapses on that person and it hits them at speeds of mok3

Ur bro homo by Xboxaddict May 11, 2018