bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."

"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005

42 (NW) Brigade

A Brigade (Fighting group) of the british army, belonging to 2 Division.

42 bd. is based in the north west, headquartered in Preston. It comprises of 2 infantry battalions (Kings Royal Hussars and Royal Green Jackets) and a General Support Medical Regiment, totalling some 2000 troops.

Its formation badge is a 45 degree square, the bottom half red and the top white with a sword pointing north west.

2 div. is not one of the army's 2 deployable divisions (1 and 3 div.)

42 bd. also comprises of some 7000 Army Cadet Force.

42 (NW) Brigade set out on the training exercise.

by ...:::BeZ:::.. September 22, 2006

The Bunghole Brigade

(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution

Run for your life! Cover your asses! The Bunghole Brigade has arrived!!!!!!!!!1

by King Slim August 11, 2004

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

Douche Brigade

A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.

I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.

by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008

Green Welly Brigade

Members of the upper-middle class who participate in countryside pursuits such as riding, fox hunting, shooting skeet, etc. Distinguishable by their green Wellington boots and wax jackets. Orig. UK

“I felt like a right eejit on holiday with his family, being as I can barely ride, and they practically head up the Green Welly Brigade and all."

by Alexandra July 26, 2004

dildo brigade

(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something

(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus

i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed

by Erich the Great May 22, 2008