Milwaukee Brewers

A MLB team in Milwaukee. They have one of the state of the art stadiums called Miller Park, but a poor team. In the 2002 season, they set the new low for worst record ever for a Major League Baseball team at over 120 losses. There poor ablity is blamed on when they get new young talented players, they trade them for dried up never-was.

Ben Sheets is a good young pitcher for the Brewers, but soon he'll get traded to the Kansas City Royals from some 45 year old short-stop who can't catch a damn ball.

by CaptainAmerica April 1, 2005

Browery

A location(oftentimes a bar)where straight dudes go to meet new straight dudes.

Dude, lets go down to that new browery and meet some new bros.

by Brotato Salad March 10, 2010

Milwaukee Brewers

Bud Selig's shitty team. He robbed the taxpayers to build a stadium for a crappy, fan-less team.

The Brewers Suck

by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Brewer Moment

!) Tongue-tied, as in "having a Brewer Moment."
2) Totally dropping the verbal ball on a statement you should have down cold.
3) Sitting there in uffish silence with a pathetic deer-in-the-headlights expression when you should be dazzling them with brilliance (or at least befuddling them with bullshit).

From Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's notorious 13-second freeze-up at the beginning of a debate in September 2010.

I totally memorized my part for the performance, but I had a Brewer Moment because Jodie was in the back seat making faces.

by TiJean October 23, 2010

Brewer

a guy who has a tattoo right above the buttocks, also referred to as an ass tat or a tramp stamp. Something for another guy to look at while pounding the brew hole.

Dammitt Brewer!! You got shit all over my dick!!!

by Peter Cottontail June 12, 2008

brewer's limp

This is when you've drunk so much alcohol your can't get an erection

'My boyfriend was so pissed he had brewer's limp when we got home to bed'

by never369 March 25, 2005

Brewer

An insult used to define the action of telling a boring, pointless story or repeating the same thing over and over.
Most commonly used in crack dens and ghettos.

'OH MY GOD MAN YOU'RE SUCH A BREWER!'
'that was such a brew'.

by Man in the Van March 30, 2011