Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros September 24, 2008

Beverages

Seven-Eleven slurpies

Let's go for some Beverages!

by Nappi! October 8, 2006

short term beverage storage area

a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption

Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?

by michellenergy November 8, 2010

cold beverage

A cold, alchoholic beverage(i.e. beer).

I'm gonna have me some cold beverages tonight!

by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

beerage

An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.

"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"

by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

Beveraging

to consume non-alcoholic beverages

"Would like to beverage with me over some coffee?"
"Sure, I'd love to go beveraging with you!"

by drinkwater! February 3, 2010

Beverage

Derived from the sexual position "The Beverly Hills" where a man finds the girl at the bar that has the biggest ego and thinks that her "shit don't stink". Said man takes this girl home and while ploughing her doggie style, he sticks two fingers in her buttocks and shoves both fingers in her nose, then says: "Shit don't stink now, does it?". These girls are usually found in Beverly Hills.

A girl walking down the street with her head held high like she rules the world walks in front of two males.
"Holy shit, check out the massive beverage."

by foog September 3, 2005