botchy notches

douche canoes

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.

by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

botchka

The crease in jeans or pants at the crotch where the zipper is that pops up when sitting, or when big enough, when standing. Always looks like an erection, but is just the denim or cloth that folds up when in a seated fashion.

Hey don't sit down or everyone will see your botchka. Whoa, you got a double botchka!

by Los Gatos Negros July 16, 2008

Botchy Notch

A pretentious group of friends from the May 2011 BB; opinionated, forceful girls who enjoy preaching about how honest they are, with long bouts of domineering, and the occasional gang up; ladies who are pompous and self important; something they tell themselves that many aspire to be, but very few would actually like to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies. Unless they are asked about their 'secret club' to which they respond with condescending remarks and a somewhat bullying attitude.

HYPOCRISY! Duh!

I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- ONLY JOKING! HAHAHA! She's always is so narky and opinionated when she has her computer in front of her and her cool online gang behind her! I bet she has social difficulties in the real world too!

*Where there is one there are many!

by nuttinbutdatruth! June 9, 2011

Botch

A nicer word for a bitch. (Also a typo but lets forget that)

Ken: hi Amy

Amy: heyy my botch.

by Queen_B_Babe June 27, 2014

Botchy

A girl with a bob haircut that doesn't go with her face, usually looks like a cat or dog.

Look at botchy over there with her bob hair cut, she looks like a cat!

Katie Holmes Cruise looks so botchy now.

by Pen1124 February 22, 2011

botched

To ruin, or render a software installation usless, by cancelling a simple operation.

I just botched my Norton Internet Security because I tried stopping the virus scan before it was complete.

by Darryl May 6, 2005

Botch

A male who is a wanna-be-manwhore and who frequently acts synonymous to the woman Bitch. He often acts like he does not care, refuses to answer your text messages at parties, and denies all contact with you when drunk.

That Jason is such a botch. He never texted me back

by Botchqueen2 April 10, 2011