Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

door bore

A lame co-worker, who stops by your office every morning to talk incessantly about his pathetic life. Most conversations tend to have no point, and the "door bore" usually will drone on and on about himself and his activities before bothering to ask how you are. Typically, the door bore will lean in the doorway of your office, with coffee cup in hand. The door bore can also work cubicals. Out of the office, these individuals are known as time whores.

Not to be confused with office slackie, who tends to continue this activity throughout the day.

John is such a door bore, this morning he came in and told me about a dream he had. Like I care!

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

cold bore shot

Taking the first shot from a sniper rifle with a clean barrel. Extremely difficult, you have to anticipate where the shot will go. only after the first shot you can adjust your dope (Data On Previous Engagement). also after a first shot is fired the inside of the barrel will set on carbon residue that will change the flightpath of the bulet.

jim started the ambush with a cold bore shot from 1'500 yards away. one shot one kill.

by speuz July 28, 2011

Full Bore

To get completely wrecked beyond belief over the course of a few days with use of illegal substances and alcohol.

Come'on boys, are going FULL BORE tonight or what?!?

by Bradderscheee August 4, 2011

Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.

"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"

by jagnot January 23, 2010

tyrannosnoris bore

n. A highly boring person, place, or thing.

I don't care man, Inception was a tyrannosnoris bore and I want my ten bucks back.

by Drungle August 8, 2010

Grassy Bore

A method of masturbation in which you take a piece of grass or other thin object (pencil) and slide it into your urethra then out again, as if your were cleaning a pistol. Tends to be painful and only recommended for experienced jack-offs.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that chick last night? She was smokin'.
Person 2: Yeah man, I grassy bored that.
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you?

by Yarrrrrrrrrrr October 18, 2010