boogers

1. An exclamation like lol or rofl that means something is so funny that when you hear it while drinking, say, diet coke, a little comes up through your nose.
2. An exclamation that can take the place of haha damn fuck get out!, snap 'I can't believe that just happened' or 'you are so busted'.
3. An expression of sympathy

1. xx: my friend got pulled over and called the cop a buttpirate.
yy: BOOGERS!
2. Boogers! We're out of beer!
Boogers! I just got busted for getting my mac on with another guy!
3. xx: I am completely, irrationally in love with (insert celebrety name here)
yy: boogers
Also: Boooooooogers! and Floogers (Fucking Boogers.... see fugly

by witchoo September 23, 2005

booger

mucus

by Jessi September 8, 2003

booger

A cry-baby, someone who snivels a lot. Mostly used for girls. Her enemies would use Booger as her nickname, to offend her.

"Look, the booger is coming" - used as a nick

by Antanas December 3, 2006

booger

A slimy substance within your nose that is made up of silly little germs. When you sneeze the "boogers" come out and u look at them and say ewwwww....gross!!

My boogers a big and hairy.

by Kelsey March 13, 2004

boogering

The act of wiping your nose on someone while have a nose that's wet.
Most commonly happens with pets (dogs, cats)

Fuckin' whiskers wont stop boogering my shit.

by sirdefenition June 15, 2017

booger

a whore or slut

damn she a booger

by kay May 6, 2004

boogering

A sport created for water sport fanatics who enjoyed wake boarding and kneeboarding and wanted a more open experience with no straps. First performed on Geist Lake with a boogie board instead of a wakeboard.

"That kid is a pro at boogering.. he really knows how to maneuver that board"

by Mattypoo January 19, 2006