boogers

1. An exclamation like lol or rofl that means something is so funny that when you hear it while drinking, say, diet coke, a little comes up through your nose.
2. An exclamation that can take the place of haha damn fuck get out!, snap 'I can't believe that just happened' or 'you are so busted'.
3. An expression of sympathy

1. xx: my friend got pulled over and called the cop a buttpirate.
yy: BOOGERS!
2. Boogers! We're out of beer!
Boogers! I just got busted for getting my mac on with another guy!
3. xx: I am completely, irrationally in love with (insert celebrety name here)
yy: boogers
Also: Boooooooogers! and Floogers (Fucking Boogers.... see fugly

by witchoo September 23, 2005

booger

mucus

by Jessi September 8, 2003

booger

A slimy substance within your nose that is made up of silly little germs. When you sneeze the "boogers" come out and u look at them and say ewwwww....gross!!

My boogers a big and hairy.

by Kelsey March 13, 2004

booger

A cry-baby, someone who snivels a lot. Mostly used for girls. Her enemies would use Booger as her nickname, to offend her.

"Look, the booger is coming" - used as a nick

by Antanas December 3, 2006

boogering

The act of wiping your nose on someone while have a nose that's wet.
Most commonly happens with pets (dogs, cats)

Fuckin' whiskers wont stop boogering my shit.

by sirdefenition June 15, 2017

booger

a whore or slut

damn she a booger

by kay May 6, 2004

booger

How people from Yorkshire say 'bugger'.

"What about the johnny lad in the back?"

"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005