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Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP)

The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation
"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"
by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003
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bonzing

Skateboarding down large hills with style and grace.
I was bonzing down this hill, in and out of traffic, just made the traffic light and had great ride.
by Austin Graziano August 28, 2007
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bonsai

1. bonsai is a coloqual term in Australia for it's 25th Prime Minister - John Howard. The nickname was coined by the former leader on the opposition when he was quoted on Andrew Denton's Enough Rope (Screened: 28 July 2003). It is in reference to the Australian allience with America - viewed by some as 'subservient' (Malcolm Fraser).
2. Bonsai meaning "tray gardening" in Japanese is the process of growing trees and plants, while keeping them small by the use of careful pruning. It is considered a difficult art, and the trees can last for hundreds of years.
3. A computer code system used to manage CVS code arcives called 'The Bonsai CVS'.
4. Human Bonsai - Is a term for the practice of Comprachicose practictioners. It refers to the practice of changing the physical appearance of human beings by manipulating the growth of children. It's considered similar way to the horticultural method of bonsai -- or through deliberate mutilation.
John Howardsomeone was saying he's got a new nickname, 'Bonsai', 'cause he's a little Bush. - Mark Latham
by Flash Ash January 12, 2006
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Banzai

1. A tactic utilized by the Japanese Samurai and later the Imperial Japanese Army from the feudal era up to the end of World War 2.

Where when the enemy has weakened their unit to the point where it has no option but to retreat or surrender, they issue a "Banzai" charge in which they rush head first into the enemy and attempt to engage in close combat, usually with bayonets and swords.

Typically an act of self sacrifice rather then to dishonor their army and country by surrendering to the enemy, an action related to Bushido.

It is traditional to scream the word before attacking followed by a non-linguistic war cry.

2. Slang in video games for a hopeless rush against the enemy, often without any Japanese or Bushido affiliation.
1. "We've got both flanks locked, they gotta retreat sooner or later!"
"Banzai!! AHHHHH!!!"
"Shit, banzai charge! Fire at will!"

2. Damn man you banzai'd bad on that one.
by Bluehawk September 10, 2004
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Bonsai Tree

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.
My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.
by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003
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Bonkai

Your own super power that can be exerted both online or in real life.
You betta get bak b4 i unleesh meh bonkai!!!!1111
by SpeedBrownie December 23, 2008
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de bonair

French for an erection.

Aka the Eyeful Tower, Tour de Lance and the French Connection.
When she came on to me, I gave her de bonair and soon returned the favor.
by enzo_gee December 26, 2007
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